Not Me! Monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

If you've never read MckMama's blog you simply must! She is an amazing woman, mother of four small children, and an entertaining blogger! She also is a photographer and takes the most gorgeous pictures of her children. Anywho, she started Not Me! Monday and it's a fun way to be brutally honest about the crazy things that happen in your life. Check out her blog to read about all the things she did not do this week!

As for me, I did not eat a muffin this week and afterward realize that I had just changed a poopie diaper and forgotten to wash my hands. Never! Because that would be downright gross. And it didn't happen.

I did not look in the mirror before heading to a women's event at church and see not one, but several places where I had been slobbered on by my baby boy, and then walk out the door anyway and indeed wear that slobbery sweatshirt to the event. Nope. Not me! I have more pride in my appearance than that and I always look put together. Always!

I most certainly did not suggest to my daughter that she take a bath in the middle of the day when she'd already had one the day before just so that she'd be occupied for a bit and I'd have one child to tend to rather than two. Of course not! That'd be silly!

And finally, I did not leave a load of clean clothes in the dryer and forget about it entirely. I also was not made aware of that load of clothes still in the dryer by my husband inquiring as to the whereabouts of his unmentionables! That'd be impossible. I'd never do such a thing. I'm on top of the laundry. Always.